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Bart Demotivational Poster


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




CANT SLEEP - clown will eat me


TAGS: the simpsons simpsons bart clown
Rating: 1.43/5

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TigerKid - April 7, 2009, 12:04 am
Eat.


DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




BABY SEAL -




IT'S FRIDAY! - Need another Jagerbomb?


TAGS: bartender friday
Rating: 2.77/5

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Ozzy Osbourne Fan - August 22, 2010, 5:41 pm
it's sunday and yes please
Ronski - September 9, 2009, 12:38 am
why yes, yes I do.....


DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."


TAGS: cat sad fail owned bartender
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bob Chin - May 15, 2009, 10:38 am
...But this here is a hard likker town, so stick out that little pink thing of yours and get to work on the fur, Beeotch!
Sean - May 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
Wow, kittens are so wise. Love it. *sniff*


DESTINY -




MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


BART SPECIFICALLY SAID - No Ketchup Ketchup takes him to that "place"


TAGS: poor bart
Rating: 4.24/5

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MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:35 pm
Batteries, Bart. Batteries.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 10:28 pm
Nice try. The outhouse doesn't have yer fancy electricity.
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:24 pm
The shower ones are especially well hidden.
thatonechick - December 21, 2009, 10:11 pm
We're sneaky with our hidden cameras. o_O
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 10:10 pm
I concur and the funny thing is...I have almost that EXACT same haircut. Mine's just a bit longer.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 9:16 pm
This is excellent!
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:51 pm
lol What the hell? 5/5
Cubbybear - December 21, 2009, 7:48 pm
His expression is priceless


INSANITY -




TRIBUTE FAIL -


TAGS: bartimeus rerun
Rating: 4.15/5

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Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 2:53 pm
Menora...that could be useful in a combat situation, if I were fight Santa Claus. 5/5


KISSING - "The customer is always right" they said... how am I going to explain this to the Unemployment Office?




BART - Or as the scientists know him, Bathynomus giganteus. Isn't he cute?


TAGS: bartimaeus is an isopod
Rating: 4.29/5

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corbett06 - August 20, 2010, 6:28 pm
that thing is ugly
Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 3:00 am
No, instead we shall convene under this testament to my greatness.
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 2:37 am
Time to quit chatting on the huge poster, guys.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 1:06 am
Seems to be an ongoing theme with this one. Not only on the comment page but the forum as well.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 9:58 pm
Look at how loud tripper can be on the internet. Seriously, your insights are quite riveting...perhaps, tripper, you should go share them with someone that gives a f U ck. And if you can't find such a person, well...you've made your bed.
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:56 am
Slipper Lobster! Mongo eat...
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:59 pm
Also, that hand behind me...Dear Penthouse Forum...
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:58 pm
On the weekends I stunt double for that crawfish-thing on the muppets. 5/5
Me_ - April 1, 2010, 1:52 pm
Crabs you caught from the 40 ft Woman


JEDI BARTENDERS - when saving the galaxy gets a little slow, even Jedis need to moonlight




BART'S BACK -


TAGS: bartimeus motifake
Rating: 4.4/5

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Bartimaeus - May 9, 2011, 6:03 pm
Thanks, Airman. Nice to be back. Here's an irony for you though. I've been gone for months and came back to find that I STILL average three forum posts a day. 5/5


BART IS NOW ANONYMOUS!!! - Don't bother calling him, he can't answer....




JUST CHILL - Dont Make Plans Life's Full Of Twist And Turns Just Ride Them Out Tell You Hit A Strait Away Then Floor It


TAGS: barter fair
Rating: 1.56/5

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EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: bartender filler up
Rating: 4.89/5

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forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:30 pm
How about postnatal abortion?! Great poster btw!
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 7:45 pm
and they're called "kids"...5L
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 7:25 pm
5imply gorgeous.
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Solid. 5L space


CORPORATE ACCOUNTS PAYABLE - Bartimaeus speaking just a moment




RE-TOOLING -




PARENTING - Cubby sometimes mixes it up with bartending. But hey, when they're 18 they can pay for their own therapy.




SENIOR PROM - Bart was NOT going alone this year


TAGS: bart day
Rating: 4.45/5

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Bartimaeus - June 2, 2010, 12:50 am
Hey! Motor oil can do wonders! 5/5
Cubbybear - June 2, 2010, 12:38 am
Ah...Voltron kid's mom....LOL


MECHAMOTIFAKER - Programmed for maximum irony capable of downloading at lightning speed but compelled to perfection




CAREFUL BART - Do you know where that USB port has been?




GIANT ROBOTS -


TAGS: bartimaeus might enjoy this
Rating: 4.08/5

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Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 2:46 pm
I certainly DO enjoy this. 5/5


PENGUIN -




SCIENTOLOGY -




X-RAY VISION -


TAGS: bartimaeus laments crappy super power
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:42 pm
Thanks, Sean. Them's the breaks, I guess.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 4:05 pm
This is clever. And under-rated.


MR. BARTIMAEUS -


TAGS: bartimaeus jesus
Rating: 3.53/5

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Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
I love the look on his face and the flailing of his arms, perfectly fitting. You're a true artist, Ron. Jesus Christ!


TURNIP TRUCK -


TAGS: aggy tested and bart approved
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 9:52 pm
Always good to know someone who can shoulder it.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 9:18 pm
By the way...this totally gets a 5 from me. lol Its nice to know I'm in your thoughts.
spacedog - September 29, 2009, 9:18 pm
I've heard that some women do irregular things with turnips.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 9:16 pm
Question...does this offer include a sippy cup?
Sean - September 29, 2009, 9:13 pm
Or we can just get you a proper car seat 'n ensure yer strapped.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 9:08 pm
Here! Here! I propose we start the Turnip Alliance so that we might find and destroy the trucks carrying our brethren.
Pacifist - September 29, 2009, 8:51 pm
Hey! I fell off that truck too!


WHO GUARDS BARTER TOWN? - Will and his girlfriend guard Barter Town!


TAGS: bartertown ***
Rating: 1.82/5
BuZZbomb - August 19, 2009, 8:52 pm
Two girls enter, One cup leaves.
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 10:15 am
Two men enter, one man leaves!
TigerKid - April 10, 2009, 9:10 pm
You can shovel pig ****....can't you?
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 9:09 pm
spin the wheel raggedy man


Life Sentence -


TAGS: bar man bartender woes wife father choice marriage prison 20years
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:20 pm
Cheers 'cern! Next rounds' on me.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:19 am
nice, UP yours


Santa Claws -




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